Week 13: Turkey Day Massacre

Here I am, sitting there on the counter just completely naked, about to go in and get my nice dark tan on. Not  a care in the world because I know it is warm and cozy in there, better than being outside in the cold world. Oh man! There I go... this is nice. That's where I am for about the next 3 hours. Then the pumpkin pie comes on in with me and oh man does that just smell so tasty! Now I'm on the middle of the table and everyone is surrounded around me. Now I am totally scared. So I use all my powers and hop away right out the door and hangout with the cats.