Friday, October 28, 2016
Week 10: Horror Movie Showdown
And now Bruce Buffer announces in the red corner standing 5' 3" and weighing 330 pounds from Lowpoint, IL the clown Rudy Pennywise. In the blue corner standing 6' 4" and weighing 225 pounds from Chicago, IL Kyle the Clown Killer Schwarber. It will be a speedo modeling, paintball fight showdown. If I was a betting person, I would say that Pennywise has the advantage because he will be covered in rainbow paint so you won't be able to see the paintballs hit off of him. But in all reality I can't wait to see Kyle the Clown Killer Schwarber in a speedo.
Friday, October 21, 2016
Week 9: Top Ten…Reasons to be #TeamHudson!
Well I'm just feeling a little bratty today and want to go against your bog prompt. So my top ten list is reasons to be #TeamFahs.
10. He's a math teacher. Math is probably one of my favorite subjects so that's really pretty cool that he teaches it.
9. He has never actually been one of my teachers.
8. We both drive silver Pontiac cars.
7. He never underestimates my basketball abilities and knows that I would make the best point guard.. even as a freshman. (Although he underestimated my tackling ability last year at class games.)
6. FRIENDS.. the greatest television show of all times and he totally agrees.
5. He tries to make fun of me but that doesn't work so it's really humorous when he gets mad that I'm not mad.
4. He let me do his basketball book one night. That's a pretty big responsibility.
3. He cried at my senior night because he was so sad. What a nice guy to care that much. I didn't even cry. How crazy.
2. Euchre partners for life. We are pretty much a dynamite team and nobody can beat us and they are too scared to come play us.
1. COUNTRY MUSIC.. Nothing beats that. We literally sat down and talked about new country music and it was the greatest thing ever.
10. He's a math teacher. Math is probably one of my favorite subjects so that's really pretty cool that he teaches it.
9. He has never actually been one of my teachers.
8. We both drive silver Pontiac cars.
7. He never underestimates my basketball abilities and knows that I would make the best point guard.. even as a freshman. (Although he underestimated my tackling ability last year at class games.)
6. FRIENDS.. the greatest television show of all times and he totally agrees.
5. He tries to make fun of me but that doesn't work so it's really humorous when he gets mad that I'm not mad.
4. He let me do his basketball book one night. That's a pretty big responsibility.
3. He cried at my senior night because he was so sad. What a nice guy to care that much. I didn't even cry. How crazy.
2. Euchre partners for life. We are pretty much a dynamite team and nobody can beat us and they are too scared to come play us.
1. COUNTRY MUSIC.. Nothing beats that. We literally sat down and talked about new country music and it was the greatest thing ever.
Friday, October 14, 2016
Week 8: A Story in 6 Words
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
Once there was a happy couple who was over 8 months pregnant. They had a whole room full of baby stuff. All the necessities, like a crib, stroller, clothes, diapers, and more clothes. They had newborn shoes that their little boy would wear when he was born. They were the tiniest little things and they couldn't wait to put them on. The women went into labor and finally popped out this 13 pound baby. The little shoes weren't even able to fit the extremely large feet. The couple had to sell the baby shoes that were never worn.
Once there was a happy couple who was over 8 months pregnant. They had a whole room full of baby stuff. All the necessities, like a crib, stroller, clothes, diapers, and more clothes. They had newborn shoes that their little boy would wear when he was born. They were the tiniest little things and they couldn't wait to put them on. The women went into labor and finally popped out this 13 pound baby. The little shoes weren't even able to fit the extremely large feet. The couple had to sell the baby shoes that were never worn.
Thursday, October 6, 2016
Week 7: Horror Stories
“I woke up to hear knocking on glass. At
first, I thought it was the window until I heard it come from the mirror
again.”
I didn't even know what to do but I was so intrigued that I really wanted to go open the mirror and see. But I was scared so I went the extra mile and did something crazy. I went to my closet and pulled out a tote that said "Halloween Costumes." There was so many costumes from all the years, I knew I would not have an issue finding something creepy. I pulled out witch, ghost, and clown costumes. I mixed them up and put them on. It was the most messed up outfit yet. But I walked to the bathroom, opened the mirror, and made the scariest roar ever. The creepy man in the mirror passed out. The End.
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