Week 14: Turn and Face the Strange Changes

Freshman year I used to be Andy, Lisa, Matt, Phillip, Sarah, Justin, and Patrick's little sister.  I was the girl who never talked unless I was talked to.  I was the one who you could find on the volleyball court, softball field, or at home hanging out with my great family.  Now, 3 years later, I am still Andy, Lisa, Matt, Phillip, Sarah, Justin, and Patrick's little sister.  I am the girl who does not shut up ever.  (Unless I am with Logan because he never stops talking.)  You can still find me on the volleyball court and softball field, but not at home because I am a social butterfly and always out and about.

Week 13: Turkey Day Massacre

Here I am, sitting there on the counter just completely naked, about to go in and get my nice dark tan on. Not  a care in the world because I know it is warm and cozy in there, better than being outside in the cold world. Oh man! There I go... this is nice. That's where I am for about the next 3 hours. Then the pumpkin pie comes on in with me and oh man does that just smell so tasty! Now I'm on the middle of the table and everyone is surrounded around me. Now I am totally scared. So I use all my powers and hop away right out the door and hangout with the cats.

Week 12: On My iPod

So I don't have a music collection because I am Amish. We don't use any type of technology so I don't have an iPod or a phone. I drive my horse and buggy to school everyday and I am really excited because my family is putting in a record player.  I am not sure if this is legal within the Amish community but my family is a group of rebels.  We consider ourselves trend setters within our community.  Unfortunately, we are not viewed as trend setters all the time.  Regardless, about how we are viewed I am really excited to be able to jam out to "Stacy's Mom" in my horse and buggy.

Week 11: The Eternal Question

Why does anyone cross the road? To get to the other side of course. Or maybe it's just that the grass is always greener on the other side. These are both possibilities but the reason this black and white chicken really crossed the road was because there were a bunch of hot roosters on the other side and she wanted to go hit them up. She was just strutting right across the road trying to show off to all the males over there. Plot twist.. by hot chickens she meant they were in a fryer and started to eat them because she was into cannibalism. What a weirdo..